Evil forces threaten our way of life every day, pirates have been spotted in surrounding waters. They want to ruin yaaarrrr way of life. The regentrification of Dork City must continue. We will be conducting a survey, with the help of the City Planner to create a guideline book for our urban project. All suggestions welcome. This will be team effort and a true show of our strength and unity. Stay strong my brothers and sisters, our day will soon come.
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For crowd control purposes, please form a line to right while submitting your suggestions to the new construction. After the Halo 3 release debacle, we have lost all of our barriers and therefore I can only ask that each citizen take responsibility for preserving the order that we here at Dork city come to appreciate on a daily basis.
Your "quiet plese" sign has been ordered and will be here soon.
Pirate Defense Minister reporting for duty - the only way to belay the pending attacks from these here pirates, is to request emergency funds and order eye patches and parrots for all citizens of Dork City, as pirates tend not to scrap with their own wretched kind. I realize the eye patches may impair our depth perception for a while, but most of us had lazy eyes as a kid anyhow, so this should serve to bring back some memories. But just in case, practice your Yarr's.
YARRRRRRR request has been granted.
pay me.
I can assure you that the check is in the mail.
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