Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Attention all citizens...

...rebel forces have invaded our city and I must report from a remote undisclosed site. Please be on the lookout for any snapadorkish looking persons carrying poisin salmon. We will not be declaring marshall law at this moment but please be careful.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Help me Obeone Kenobe, you're my only hope.

JR said...

Dear sir, your negative enery will never break the forcefield of our fine city. Though I am disappointed that you choose not to become a citizen, I will not prevent you from expressing your views. To address your suggestion of changing our name, NO FRACKEN WAY!! Real dorks don't go around and beat other dorks up, so you must be in the rebellion.

NumberOneStunner said...

jr - is there a job in our fair city for anonymous to take on?

JR said...

only if he chooses to become a citizen.

Daisy said...

while i was never labeled as a dork...i have beaten up several people who gave my brother (wink) crap over the years...does that count?

oh and at work now i am the computer guru...lol

Daisy said...

while i was never labeled as a dork...i have beaten up several people who gave my brother (wink) crap over the years...does that count?

oh and at work now i am the computer guru...lol