May indecision, fear, sorrow and jealously be left in 2007. Have a Grrrrreat 2k8 that is filled with joy and hope. May it symbolize the start of new beginnings and of great things to come. I look forward to our great city realizing the true potential of the citizens that dwell in it.

Have your peeps call my peeps

I've been having several conversations with the person in my dome and we've come to the conclusion that someone definitely needs help "no we don't, you need help" up yours pal, you need help. I'm the mayor of Dork City, you're just a figment of my imagination. "Oh yeah, we'll whose typin now pal?" If you know anyone interested in speaking to this completely irrational thing, please contact the mayors office. "Come and get me!"

Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays

Ok let the battle begin. I was shopping the other day in mall of Dork City when I happened to strike up a conversation with a gentleman visiting from a nearby town. He was purchasing ornaments for some of his customers that were very unique while I was crossing items off of my Christmas list. As I left, I proceeded to wish him a "Merry Christmas" to which he responded "Happy Holidays". I was somewhat perplexed by this. How can someone purchase something for Christmas, yet take issue with wishing someone it? Have we gotten that PC that we can't be ourselves anymore? As far as I'm concerned, Christians have dibs on this time of year. Yeah, ok Chunnakah has a legit beef but let's get real here, how many times do you see Jewish people in the work place take time off for other religious holidays? It's allot more than just Easter. I want to wish all a Merry Christmas whether you want me to or not. It is your choice to wish it back to me or just Happy Holidays.

The Alpha and Omega of Delta Gamma

All right, this may not be exactly what I'm referring to but I thought I'd give it the old college try. The phoenix known as volatility has once again risen from the ashes for an indefinite stay. All citizens of Dork city should welcome our old friend with open arms. There will be a "key to the city" ceremony at town hall in front of the old clock tower. I expect all employees to man their respective stations. The entertainment director should be working on a cheer as well.

Mean Reverting

How long do you wait for things to mean revert. At some point you just have to admit you are wrong or you are looking at the situation incorrectly. I've followed all the steps in "The Secret" correctly and yet I don't see things coming to me the way I'd prefer. I want mass appeal to Dork City, good health and fortune to all citizens. The universe is plentiful and all can reap the benefits.