Everybody Loves the Sunshine

Please enjoy all that this beautiful city has to offer. Although sometimes it feels like we are alone in this world and no one understands our problems, you aren't alone. Brothers and siters of Dork City unite and feel the Vol for vol is lov.

Madonna - Lucky Star

Yes, Madonna was a dirty little slut back in the day. This goes out to all the old school lady dorks that know this song by heart and the new school ladies that have no idea this song even existed. We will be holding a competition for best delivery of this song by a group or individual at our next karaoke outing.

DO-SI-DO

For all that have ever owned a nice, big, flat piece of cardboard and a dream of Boogaloo shrimp, this one is for you. It seems like only yesterday that my helicopter was fresher than a pair of broken in Chuck Taylor high tops and red bandanna tied around my thigh. Today, it looks more like a "We gotta black hawk down, a black hawk down!"

Adorkable

The annual ski trip is only 2 weeks away and unfortunately space is limited. As 2007 was a very lean year, we were only able to come up with funding for a smaller yet sufficient bus. Please let me know if you intending to attend. 2 magnetic chess boards and a box of Twinkies will be available on 1st come basis. one twinkie per person max.

May indecision, fear, sorrow and jealously be left in 2007. Have a Grrrrreat 2k8 that is filled with joy and hope. May it symbolize the start of new beginnings and of great things to come. I look forward to our great city realizing the true potential of the citizens that dwell in it.

Have your peeps call my peeps

I've been having several conversations with the person in my dome and we've come to the conclusion that someone definitely needs help "no we don't, you need help" up yours pal, you need help. I'm the mayor of Dork City, you're just a figment of my imagination. "Oh yeah, we'll whose typin now pal?" If you know anyone interested in speaking to this completely irrational thing, please contact the mayors office. "Come and get me!"

Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays

Ok let the battle begin. I was shopping the other day in mall of Dork City when I happened to strike up a conversation with a gentleman visiting from a nearby town. He was purchasing ornaments for some of his customers that were very unique while I was crossing items off of my Christmas list. As I left, I proceeded to wish him a "Merry Christmas" to which he responded "Happy Holidays". I was somewhat perplexed by this. How can someone purchase something for Christmas, yet take issue with wishing someone it? Have we gotten that PC that we can't be ourselves anymore? As far as I'm concerned, Christians have dibs on this time of year. Yeah, ok Chunnakah has a legit beef but let's get real here, how many times do you see Jewish people in the work place take time off for other religious holidays? It's allot more than just Easter. I want to wish all a Merry Christmas whether you want me to or not. It is your choice to wish it back to me or just Happy Holidays.